Welcome to Happy Hour Everywhere, where it’s always 17:00 somewhere.
By using this site, you agree to the following totally official, slightly ridiculous terms:
 

1. Happy Hour Spirit
   No buzzkills allowed.

2. Time-Zone Envy
   If it’s 8 a.m. in your city and someone else is sipping mojitos, don’t hate the player, hate the time zones. We just report the facts.

3. No Complaining About Mondays
   Every hour is happy hour here, so technically, Mondays are just as cool as Fridays. Don’t argue with us on this.

4. Cocktail Research
   This site may inspire you to make, buy, or imagine cocktails. We are not responsible for questionable mixology attempts. Margaritas and espresso martinis do not mix.

5. Geographic Excitement
   You agree to geek out over discovering obscure cities where it’s happy hour. Who knew about happy hour in Nuuk, Greenland? Now you do.

6. Cheers Compliance
   For every happy hour you enjoy, you are required to say “cheers” in the language of the country you’re inspired by. Look it up, linguist!

7. No Over-Indulging
   We promote the idea of happy hours, not sloppy hours. Know your limits and drink responsibly.

8. We’re Not Bartenders
   We don’t make your drinks, so if your homemade piña colada tastes like regret, don’t @ us.

9. Spreading the Joy
   Sharing this site with friends is highly encouraged. Sharing your drinks, though? That’s entirely your call.

10. Happy Hour Forever
    By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you’re part of a global movement to bring happiness to all hours. Together, we will conquer the tyranny of the 9-to-5!
    
     

Disclaimer: This site is for fun and informational purposes only. Please drink responsibly, respect local laws, and hydrate like a champ. Now go forth and make the world your happy hour! 🥂